The Benign Girl Phone - Or, if your kid has issues, the Spiderman version of the Benign Girl Phone...
Crescent Toothpaste - as fresh as 22 virgins!
"Happy Barbi"?!?! Is "baby" misspelled, or is this Barbie as a baby?
a) Paris & Nicole
b)Mary Kate & Ashley
c)Ann Coulter clone
joke caption in the comments.
...so are the Trademark Police.