C'mon folks - the New Year's coming! Soon you won't know what day it is unless you ask your Moms and Dads for an Official GlyphJockey Celebrity Dollar Store Hoochie Calendar! This phenomena's about over with just about everybody either getting counseled or in rehab, so why not relive the year of the celebritney - oops - celebrity hoochie in 2008? Featuring photos originally styled and shot by Lex10 hisself, y'all! Click on the top right link in the sidebar to order TODAY, Muthas!