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Friday, July 04, 2008

Independence Day 2008 in GlyphJockeytown

An exhausted giant.

Children's programming legend Sally Starr.

My daughter went and got Sally's autograph for my wife - a tearfully sweet moment for all. We were ready to take the "I will not do what the Three Stooges Do" pledge right then and there.

This year's parade was neck deep in Jeebus. It was like a parade in The Handmaids Tale. Not a stem cell in sight. The Ba'Hai quit marching years ago.

Mummer color:

Caledonian kneebones:

Wheelie poppin' badass lawnmowers: