Brain.......Not.......Working.......Properly.......

I can't read and I can't write down
I don't know a book from countdown
I don't care which shadow gets me
All I've got is someone's face
Money goes to money heaven
Bodies go to body hell
I just cough, catch the chase
Switch the channel watch the police car
I can't read shit anymore
I just sit back and ignore
I just can't get it right, can't get it right
I can't read shit I can't read shit
When you see a famous smile
No matter where you run your mile
To be right in that photograph
Andy where's my fifteen minutes

G'Day, Bruce and Sheila!

"Hi
Through a Google search we found some great images on your site www.glyphjockey.com and wondered about conditions of using images as outlined below.

My colleague and I have an organisation (in Melbourne Australia) that provides training for workers and families with a person with brain injury.

Some of the images on your site would be perfect to illustrate aspects of working with people with brain injury. If we were to use it we would use it on a Power point slide and in handouts provided to participants attending our workshop.

Can you shed any light on whether we are able to use the images and what conditions there are on use.

Look forward to hearing from you
Regards"

Need I elucidate that when someone finally has a legitimate use for my images it's to help illustrate aspects of working with people with brain injuries? While I am happy to help, and kudos to these folks for choosing such a challenging field, the irony is not lost on me.

Aujourd'hui

Try it, bitches! Ha!



The secrets:
a: give everything a name
b: progress in a trackable fashion, e.g.: corners 2 then center 2 the middle two rows bottom up.

Whoo! Scrapin' the bottom, ain't I?

If I Only Had A Brain - Lyrics

Brain/No Brain......you decide......


I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain

I'd unravel any riddle
For any individ'le
In trouble or in pain

Oh, I would tell you why
The ocean's near the shore
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I'd sit and think some more

I would not be just a nuffin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain

Hallowe'en Time - yay!

Who knew the recent plastic surgery with them permanently sucked-in cheeks would come in handy blending in during a zombie attack?

Visual Migraine

Over at the interesting & cool Known Johnson site (great name, huh?) he describes in detail the experience of getting a visual migraine in traffic. Yipe. Plus he creates a pretty good representation of this ineffable phenomena, which I have included below in flash - just genius. I hotlinked the flash, so it might disappear if he or she feels I have not paid enough homage.
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I haven't had one of these in forever, probably as a result of being no longer employed by greedy, self-centered bullies. So Yay.

Mine usually were a little more see through, and in the shape of the number 7. Never any pain. Just weird.



Do me a favor, don't tell me I'm gonna die or something - K?