Archie - You Friggin' Perv!

What is this Ko-dak you speak of?

Begorrah!

My mother age 18 - back row, 4th from right.

Damaged Soul/R n' B/Motown/Gospel Portrait 2

Trash picked years ago in Atlantic County, NJ. Maybe a fan, maybe a booker for Club Harlem. This time: The Staples Singers

achtung!

Damaged Soul/R n' B/Motown/Gospel Portrait 1

Trash picked years ago in Atlantic County, NJ. Maybe a fan, maybe a booker for Club Harlem. This time: The Volcanoes

Another Punk Post Card by Mark Cheney

This time: Bush Tetras. Punk poet Marty Watt was in the audience, and it was at the Starlite Ballroom in the now sure-to-get-you-murdered section of Kensington in Philadelphia. On the reverse, the photographer who also produced the card has written on 12/16/80 (3 days before my birthday, gift givers!) "I was so f*cked up when I ran into you - I didn't rea;lize I was calling you Pete - Sorry bout dat!!! Go see Bush Tetras again - I'm sure you will enjoy - M"

Cramps Post Card

Postmarked May 19th, 1981. Mark Cheney was a professional punk rock photographer from the Delaware Valley, who produced these original postcards. Also a good guy who kept in touch. The reverse says, "....so the cat says to the sailor 'that's alot to swallow'" -Mark

A splendid photograph of Lux & Ivy

Who Is This Gent?

He's pictured in the solution to a tiny jigsaw puzzle from inside a Christmas Cracker.

Other Victoria's Secret Fails - NOT!

Victoria's secret had this error shown below in their catalog (catalogue?). What I had learned from a friend was that this was not an error - just the final pick of "model enhancements" designed to pull in niche buyers (long tail and all that) - have a looky:

The ORIGINAL

RAINFOREST AWARE

ALTERNATIVE

BALANCING IT OUT

WHATTA DOLLY

HOLIDAY CATALOG ENTRY

HEALTH CONSCIOUS

WITH iARM TECHNOLOGY

GENETICALLY "MOD"

More Inappropriately Named Products

All the fellas know what I'm talkin' about, right?

One for M'Lady..... "M'" meaning "man"......

I dunno - in my world "Jazz" as an adjective implies either drugs or sex........

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BettieWeeGee

Bettie Page by Weegee found at Fans in a Flashbulb while working on a birthday card for my son Lex11- cool!

Phonecam dump

Out of 232..... just a few.

Misty Morning Soy



Goodbye old car hello new car



He is my friend; he is special.



Public advice



Wash it down with an Otis-Campbell-style coffee & you're good to go



Why THIS sign ?!?!?! (click to enlarge)



Super dedicated cyclist (not me)



Chinese fish truck



Delicious Imperio Azteca



See 4th pic from top



Undedicated cyclist (me) in motion



a SEA of bags.....



Hey! Neil Young!



Apropos shirt (click to enlarge)

Crayola WeeGee

Crayola has an online coloring page maker - so I thought why not do someting devilish with it? And while war photos and starving children might be the obvious cold hearted ironic choice, I went over to If Charlie Parker Etc. and helped myself to some of the fine WeeGee photos they have there and did the following coloring book pages (click for bigger, already !!):

This one's called Season's Greetings....



it came from this....


...and this one's called "Future Crime"



it came from this....


Trivia: WeeGee did special distortion effects for the Red Skelton pic The Yellow Cab Man !!



NOW IT'S YOUR TURN _ GET TA WOIK!