More Inappropriately Named Products

All the fellas know what I'm talkin' about, right?

One for M'Lady..... "M'" meaning "man"......

I dunno - in my world "Jazz" as an adjective implies either drugs or sex........

McCain's Gas Pump

Ok, I guess he Is old... I mean, what's up with this gas pump from that Obama-is-to-blame-for-high-gas-prices-for-some-obtuse-and-goofy-reason ad? Jeeezus! Does it have a crank? Where would the local Fire authority approve the use of a pump like this? Do they give stamps? Free Brooklyn Dodgers glass with every fill up? Well, I suppose when servants "gas up" for you, you lose contact with technological changes. Even ubiquitous obvious ones.

...and he shows Obama smiling, which I think is supposed to look mocking or disdainful or smarmy or something



but for me all I can see is this......



Y'know you approve this message when you're part of the uber-rich aristocracy, and can't understand the semiotics that might trip you up, because "Hey that's a gas pump!"

Uncomfortably or Inappropriately Named Automotive Products

But...I Like Being Middle Class!

I am reminded of the Skyhooks' lyric, "Horror movie right there on my TV, and it's shockin' me right outta my brain.

Sickening imagery - beware faint hearted ones...



What the hell, here's the Skyhooks vid too....



Let's close off with one more bummer:



Like I said earlier, La plus ca change....