Captions: "Piss Off!" (courtesy GlyphJockey youngest daughter)
"Begorrrah! Why ti feck will ye no suck me pit clane, y'half oonshik amodon?"
"Och aye, will ye no mek my cesspit braw as well, laddie?
"Pip pip, good show, care for a pot of tea....and some crap smell?"
"Royt, luv, oi'm 'ere to clean out yer Tom Tit - y'know yer Eartha Kitt, the results of yer 2 Bob Bit, yer William Pitt....erm i could go on..........."
