Sheer marketing genius when selling carpet cleaner - it's not bad enough that your dog has pooped on the rug - now the damn lizard walked through it and it's all over the place!!
Not approved for space shuttle use.
Can be worn completely over the face as well.
Nah, nah - you're not seeing all and knowing all in MY house!!
If ya BANG yer finger just TAI one of these on - guaranteed sanitary!
