What's Inside an Escalator?

Why, remains of misbehaving children and the severed feet of those who failed to tie their shoes properly of course....

Stuff I Saw

Sheer marketing genius when selling carpet cleaner - it's not bad enough that your dog has pooped on the rug - now the damn lizard walked through it and it's all over the place!!


Not approved for space shuttle use.


Can be worn completely over the face as well.


Nah, nah - you're not seeing all and knowing all in MY house!!


If ya BANG yer finger just TAI one of these on - guaranteed sanitary!