Mark time as they imbibe! Tick off days as they run around in a haze! Count the months 'til rehab ends!
Send one to a prisoner! Makes a cutting edge, zeitgeist grabbin' Christmas gift! Great for a godless Russian Communist New Year Gift! (S'novy Godom!) Buy eight for Hannukah! Oy! Or beat the rush and give 'em out at Thanksgiving!!!
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Original Post Here, if you're wondering what the fuss is about, or if you'd like to see the gals again......
