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Showing posts with label xmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label xmas. Show all posts

Saturday, December 24, 2011

D*mn! Sh*t! The F*cking Best Xmas Gift Ever, B*stards and B*tches!

Spotted by me and purchased at the thrift shop TODAY, by Lex 11. Who wouldn't want to protect their families' precious ears from foul language? Klik 4 bigger

It has a handy chart using amount of cusses removed from popular movies, in order to prove "f"-icacy.














AND It has a setting to allow schmucks like Pat Robertson to shout "Jesus Christ!" without it getting bleeped.





Hooray for Curse Free TV - Fuck Yeah!


Sunday, April 17, 2011

叮鈴鈴

Why those pandering bast-awwwwwwww - Jingle Bells! In April, no less!

Monday, December 24, 2007

Images From 1001 Christmas Facts and Fancies - 1938

Published by A.T. De La Mare Company 1938
Woodcuttish and Linoleum-Blocky illustrations by Lindsay Lockerby Field
Link at image below:

Sort of a compendium of legend and how-to (see last year's how to fold a five pointed star)

Saturday, December 23, 2006

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

The GlyphJockey Christmas Message via Robot Theatre

Jules 047 returns with a special Christmas message for GlyphJockey fans from the book of Ezekiel.




Merry Christmas - consider this my card to you!!

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

The Completed Chez Lex10

Here's the house - this is kinda light (no pun intended) compared to recent years. 1024x768 image at picture link.

Monday, December 04, 2006

Kustom Kristmas

I'm always lookin' for that je ne sais quoi- that lagniappe from my Xmas lights. It's one thing to put up a bunch, but I needed to modify to achieve certain effects:
First:

I took gold strands and electrical taped together every 10th and 11th bulb.

and hit each one with a coupla coats Candy Apple Flake Red, to achieve this effect:

Effectively randomizing a larger brighter different citrus color for this pine.

Second:

scrape the green off every 10th bulb from 6 strands of green bulbs. (Picture shows scraped halfway.) Want to use the same knife I did? see my Amazon store.

Then affix chili pepper bulb covers over the freshly cleared bulbs and wrap the tree. This is how it looks:

and achieves this effect - leaves and fruits - at night


Lastly I custom painted the bottom strand of red bulbs on this cherry to get a somewhat gradient effect in order to suggest... spring cherry.