How to make chocolate orange ice cream

Mix. Churn. Consume.

chewing the fat

Opice

What my Mom called cops.

Ancient Hair Care Curation II

 

Ancient Hair Care Curation

Summer Postcard

 Two lovers of Stella Artois. - a shiny fly, and a disaffected Belgian.

Spring Postcard Final

 

YO! LIBRARIANS!!

 20 Frickin' Books!

How to make pistachio ice cream

Food process a scant cup of pistachios until they achieve this glossy, nut butterish state

400 ml cream

25g light brown sugar

75g sugar

.5 t vanilla

That luscious paste

Whisk uhtil paste incorporated

180 ml whole milk

whisk again- get it into the maker add lightly toasted pistachios at the last 10 minutes

Metallic Chrysalis of the Beautiful Variegated Fritillary

http://glyphjockey.tumblr.com/post/59209787609/maybe-a-variegated-fritillary

Les Vampires

A lil' animated gif from it I made. Downloadable/watchable here

How best to remove seawater from Marilyn Monroe's ear

BY ME

Kasabian - Vlad the Impaler

Getting ready for Hallowe'en early with the band the Black keys stole their sound from, KASABIAN with Noel Fielding as Vlad the Impaler

GO!, OSMONDS, GO! Crazy Horses 33 rpm mix

Tattoo Candidates

They should wrap nicely around my massive manly bicep which I will flex in the presence of enemies and beautiful women.

"Hey Beautiful! - I'll be back to pick you up later!!"

Here, put this spider on your EYE

The spider species Argiope aurantia is commonly known as the black and yellow garden spider, writing spider, or corn spider. Ran into its clothesline of a web…and now it's on your eye!!!!

Hey Rob the funnyman, I'm still posting!

Hey funnyman - I'm talkin' to YOU! Now go find a nice private place and do some "cow punching".....

If Ziegfeld had the Internet

Begorrah!