GLYPHJOCKEY - KING O' THE WEB!

Did I mention?........ KING O' THE WEB!

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Little Roquefort - a comic ... and a wallpaper!

Little Roquefort was created by Paul Terry of Terrytoons fame.

Now here's where I make a confession: this kind of comic was more satisfying to me than any Superhero stuff (but I read that too-) I feel the same way about TV it's almost all comedy- what's wrong with me??????

Anyway, here's the link to a nice 11 page story with much threatened violence but ending with the milk of human kindness spilled everywhere
This picture's a link to it too, if you don't want to aim:


And as always (nearly) a link to a psychedelic Little Roquefort wallpaper:

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Flippin' Fun Family Fall Funk!!



............n' don't yew fergit it!

n' here's a got-dang link to a cool wallpaper:
Click awn the lil' pitcher !!!!!



Archiving

I've started to. So watch this in celebration.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Pli Lingvoj Almetis.

Kompreneble oni neniel povas efike komunik ĉi tiu se vi ne parol La angla, tiel ĉi tiu eniro estas En Esperanto! Mi estas nun uz Google traduko paĝoj. Ili estas pli rapida kaj pli fidinda.

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Oru - Kami = Origami

I bought my daughters origami paper at the Rochester Library shop. The papers were so compelling in their vibrancy, I had to do this QTVR of an Origami tesseract, if you will. Swirl that mouse, babies!


Picture=link ^^^

Here are the sheets:
Red Foulard
Yellow Clams
Green Sphere
Green Flower
Purple Sphere
Blue Flower

Monkey! - Delicious Anis Gorila........

This was something that belonged to my brother-in-law's dad: Anis Gorila anisette.



He was Abruzzese - but it was Puerto Rican (Mayaguez)



No interest in drinking it - but whatta label!
This little picture's a wallpaper link:

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

They Won't Starve You



I think this place got it's name because of the long defunct Starlight Ballroom across the street. It was a hair band nightclub (Bon Jovi played there!!!! Squeal!!) My punk band played there once- in a lazy, misguided attempt (as usual) of "making it" & we got booed off the stage, I'm proud to say. It was a sea of navy & purple polyester organza and mousse stink. They knew what rock was, dammit & our band was NOT it!!

But I digress. Who's their marketing people? Star-View? Starve You?



Mmmmm....sprawly!



Haunting eh? The food's good - there's an old man who plays mandolin - it's good - really. Salty, yet efficient waitresses and a delightfully New Jerseyan waiting-to-whack-that-stool-pigeon architectural style.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Banksy's Paris Hilton Disc


Someone was kind enough to post these images (available from here as a zip) of the 500 mashups of the new Paris Hilton (one of the poster childen for what's wrong with Earth) CDs that Banksy surreptitiously installed into inventory at several UK record stores.
NEWS STORY HERE

BANKSY'S SITE HERE
FLICK'R set here
ebay LISTING HERE
Kids- R Rated- get permission y'little jerks!

Monday, September 04, 2006

Speedway, Oh Speedway, Raceday, Oh, It's Raceday


Long lost Alan Vega. out-of-print & reprint-out-of-print
Not for the timid. Speedway's probably one of the best Rock n' roll songs ever. The songs were:
Speedway
Bye Bye Bayou
Fireball
Ice Drummer
Juke Box Babe
Kung Foo Cowboy
Lonely
Love Cry

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Sunday, September 03, 2006

Wrong on so many levels

This Sparky Watts(general info info here)



is by Tom DeAngelo not Boody Rogers. As the Sparky general info link states it's Boody's but he didn't do this one - a little more sedate, and it doesn't have that I-worked-on-Smilin'-Jack look to it. Still, Got some nuttiness to it tho...enjoy!

Tabloid fun July 22-28 1962


This is a disturbing journey. No need for pithy commentary - it will write itself in your mind. Pitcher's a lynk.

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Revisiting The Greatest Nancy Panel Ever Drawn

I was on The Woodring Monitor back in July, and saw the Greatest Nancy Panel Ever Drawn.
Blogged by Jim Woodring It's a favorite stopping place, because you get to see ephemeral, sketchy, long-lost and/or new work accompanied by his observations either direct or virtual.

My Mother used to say, "Nancy- it's never funny - It's never funny!!" But I read it every day anyway (as I suspect she did). Probably because of Ernie Bushmiller's style: enigmatically classic - you had to look at tha little spikes that comprised Nancy's hair, Aunt Fritzi's fine-bomb looks, and Sluggo's mix of guy-who-would-kick-your-ass and pal. It's how I pictured Mom's childhood - not funny.

This particular Sluggo panel got me good. I know it's gilding the lily but I just had to create this piece, so speakers up & enjoy



Wow: Mr Bali Hai at Eye of the Goof sent this analysis that can only stand as an elaboration of the beliefs of my dear deceased mother: What Is Fun? Delicioso. Now- god forbid he gives me a link.

You Tube, that wonderful resource was kinda wonky , so here's the same thing on Google video as insurance:

Sunday, August 20, 2006

Peter Rabbit the Magician Ill. by Mel Richards

Cool comb-bound kids book from 1942. Mel Richards - who I couldn't find anything about - had a way with a brush. Enjoy.

I had a Disney board game with no pieces that, when I was a child, I could literally bring to life in my mind - (especially when ill). These illustrations have that same child-mind-bending strength. Pic is link.

........................! Project Runway Spawns Two New Batman Villians




but really, isn't this enigmatic quality of indviduals attempting to present themselves as so outre' kinda the reason we watch? By no means is my world normal, but occasionally one must bathe in the exquisiteness of the imagery we're presented. Connect the dots - they're there on display for you to connect 'em - so connect 'em!

Thursday, August 17, 2006

My New Belt: Septwolves by Elevenwolves

I bought a belt from a chap at the local flea market. Brand new Genuine Leather- $3.00 or 2/$5.00

It had compelling imagery - a wolf running like it was in a Duran Duran song - or a wolf running like it was being chased by Satan - or a wolf running like a Tex Avery character hunting a showgirl - or a wolf running- uh - like something

So in the the pictures immediately above and below the question is raised: Which is it- Septwolves or Elevenwolves or- for that matter - Elevenwolbes

And why Septwolves - does it mean September wolves running through an autumn night - searching for Hansel, Gretel, Riding Hood, or Larry Talbot? Or does it mean Seven wolves as in the French Sept and then why seven - and not eleven? Or is it some convoluted gambling reference? And what's a wolbe?

Anyhoo, it's got a really clever ratcheting mechanism for keeping the belt on a la' a cub scout belt. But admire the herringbone back finish and the complex from-an-earlier-time manly ratchet mechanism......

.....that had this astounding attention to detail: an elevenseptwolf engraved onto the rachet spring cover! Yipe! That's detail!

These are the little plastic teeth embedded into the back of the genuine leather belt that the ratchet mechanism bites into- there's a release on the underside of the buckle for taking it off when you're wearing it.

I'm gonna buy me another!
NEWS FLASH: Whoa! They have a site! CLICK HERE

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Alan Watts + Trey Parker + Matt Stone = Appling

Flash to accompany an Alan Watts talk about our inextricability to our universe because we are expressions of it and by virtue of this there is no boundary between us and our environment. By the South Park guys, no less.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Bike - an opinion


Supplement of 4/21: Home by bicycle. From 18:00- ca.20:00 most severe
crisis. (See special report.)

Here the notes in my laboratory journal cease..................................................................
I had to struggle to speak intelligibly. I asked my laboratory assistant, who
was informed of the self-experiment, to escort me home. We went by bicycle, no automobile being available because of wartime restrictions on their use. On
the way home, my condition began to assume threatening forms. Everything in my field of vision wavered and was distorted as if seen in a curved mirror. I
also had the sensation of being unable to move from the spot. Nevertheless, my
assistant later told me that we had traveled very rapidly. Finally, we arrived
at home safe and sound, and I was just barely capable of asking my companion
to summon our family doctor and request milk from the neighbors.

In spite of my delirious, bewildered condition, I had brief periods of clear
and effective thinking - and chose milk as a nonspecific antidote for
poisoning.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Robot Theatre: "Royale With Cheese"

Cooked up just for you! Starring Jules 047 and Vincent r3j performing the inspired dialogue of Mr. Q. Tarantino. Conclusive proof that human actors are no longer needed.

Actually this is a draft for something I wanted to try - plus I had an itch to post.
Hey kids TV-MA so don't watch it!

Saturday, August 05, 2006

Today's Sunbeam - She's cheap- but she can act!

A delicious selection from the EATMOR full page ad in Today's Sunbeam.



It ran so many times we stopped cutting it out.....

Today's Sunbeam - Q: Would you like fries with that?

Crop management at its most intense:



How much more agressive can you get?

Thanks, Exploding Ovaries!

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Another wallpaper present for you!

These birds from a soap wrapper really poked my 3rd eye. So, I added the Glyphjockey Logo and turned it into a 1024x768 wallpaper. The picture is a link to full size.
Yay! Birds!

Dr. Macro - Giant Classic Film Star Scans

I stumbled across this site: http://www.doctormacro.com/
It's got many >1500px wide perfect scans of classic film stars. It mesmerizing. Breathtaking obsessiness on the part of the folks who run the site. Bravo.
Examples (with link to Doctor Macro in each):



Friday, July 28, 2006

Who is Lex10? A flick'r study

Many people want to know the REAL Lex10 - who is this mystery person? I wanted to know, too, since it's me. - Turns out I'm possibly an Asian lady who loves ribs.......
THE PICTURE IS A LINK TO THE SLIDESHOW OF FLICK'R IMAGES FOUND WHEN SEARCHING LEX, LEX 10 AND LEX10

Enjoy, dollink!

Thursday, July 27, 2006

How to Draw a Circle from Pee Wee's Playhouse Trading Cards

The Insructions for how to draw a circle are from the back of THIS card:

Here's the overview of the process(enhanced from its brown dungeon of card-backness: replace color/saturate/contrast adjust)

here WE go:







...and there you have it! Mmmmmm....circley!

Saturday, July 22, 2006

Today's Sunbeam

I can't stand the exictement around here. It's one thing after another in our local coverage. I smell pulitzer.