GLYPHJOCKEY - KING O' THE WEB!

Did I mention?........ KING O' THE WEB!

Thursday, July 31, 2008

Deliver That Message, M.F.s!



From Huffington Post

"I’ll tell you who should be tortured and killed at Guantanamo — every filthy Democrat in the U.S. Congress." — Sean Hannity
"To fight only the al-Qaeda scum is to miss the terrorist network operating within our own borders... Who are these traitors? Every rotten radical left-winger in this country, that's who." — Michael Savage
"Liberalism is the greatest threat this country faces." — Rush Limbaugh
"It is not a stretch to say that MoveOn is the new Klan." — Bill O’Reilly
"I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it. No, I think I could." — Glenn Beck
"We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed, too." — Ann Coulter
"I don’t see any difference between [Arianna] Huffington and the Nazis." — Bill O’Reilly
"The Islamofascists are actually campaigning for the election of Democrats. Islamofascists from Ahmadinejad to al-Zawahiri, Oba -- Osama bin Laden, whoever, are constantly issuing Democrat talking points." — Rush Limbaugh
"There are things in life worth fighting and dying for and one of ‘em is making sure Nancy Pelosi doesn’t become the [House] speaker." — Sean Hannity

Sunday, July 27, 2008

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Captain Midnight, Bruce!

These two eye-popping covers are by Australian nudie comic artist Keith Chatto - nice, huh?



Friday, July 18, 2008

Kool UK Komik Artifakt

I stopped in to say "yo" to Bill at Frankenstein Comics and while I was there I spotted this hardbound volume:



It turned out to be several dozen UK weekly Spiderman weekly comics, originally valued at 5p each. I never knew this behavior was possible, but Bill assured me it was commonplace among misguided collectors from Old Blighty (owing to the binding doing nothing to enhance value) to take collections to the Binder and have it done - like Dickens or something- "taking my penny dreadfuls to the Binder's mum!".

His assertion was that this particular binding was only average and that he had seen other UK bound comics that had embossing and gold leaf.



Where the book had fallen open to, there was a back page ad for free badges for eating "Supermousse" which got you Pop Star badges and "Fudge" which got you free footballer badges.



Lo and behold, who was one of the free Pop Star badges? Why Gary Glitter - egregious child molester - ew! He supposedly gets out of 'Nam jail next month.....



No Supermousse for me or any of my readers, Gary!

All photos were phonecammed- sorry for any blurry

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Friday, July 11, 2008

Moblog from home: NJ- The Garden State.

Back in the land of the thresher, the discer, and the harrow. Taken while cycling.

Sunday, July 06, 2008

Moblog: LOLHyacinth

From the Couch

Stereograms - Nonsimultaneous and Local

I was fooling around with taking stereograms by shooting one shot out of my right eye and one shot out of my left.

Stuff near and around my house. Using a viewer is best, but crosseyed viewing also works.



Link at pic!!

Saturday, July 05, 2008

Friday, July 04, 2008

Independence Day 2008 in GlyphJockeytown

An exhausted giant.



Children's programming legend Sally Starr.



My daughter went and got Sally's autograph for my wife - a tearfully sweet moment for all. We were ready to take the "I will not do what the Three Stooges Do" pledge right then and there.



This year's parade was neck deep in Jeebus. It was like a parade in The Handmaids Tale. Not a stem cell in sight. The Ba'Hai quit marching years ago.



Mummer color:



Caledonian kneebones:



Wheelie poppin' badass lawnmowers:

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Moblog: Tim From Library Thing

Thanks to this guy, you can view my library in the sidebar! Yay social interwebs tools! Yay web 2.0! YAY! YAY!

NOTE: he's holding a cool GlyphJockey Aunt Fritzi business card, yay.

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Moblog: Oh Dear Jheezus!

Original title for last post. Hit 'send' by accident. Last 2 words were sposed to be 'kinda sucks'. yay!

I contemplated the can: 'con sal y limon - la combinacion perfecta' we'll see... poured into plastic motel cup, it reminded me of a fun guava punch, or perhaps injury drainage fluid. In the middle of drinkin it, I made these observations: upper lip burning- could this be from chiles? The can says 'Chelada' and I know that enchilada roughly translates as 'enchiled' so maybe chiles are an ingredient- only clams and shellfish. Or maybe it's residual burning from the Kimchi soup at dinner. At first, the taste was fruity, which I attribute to my brain wanting a nice fruit punch, or something like a Zombie, and prepping the proper tongueular neurons to receive the tasty sweet treat. But no. Ultimately this is strangely like an effervescent Bloody Mary. Would I rush out to have another? Oh, HELL no! But have to say, trapped in a bunker on Thanksgiving, with a nice UHT pak turkey sandwich, it
might make an acceptable apertif cocktail. so Adam, keep your 3 bucksbut still it

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Moblog: Ocean name: Pacific

Slosh crash zhizhzh

Moblog: Time Travel

'So, are you in town making the time travel for the business?'

Moblog: WTF?!?!?!

*choke*

Moblog: Whale's Vagina CA

From the Portugese....

Moblog: Mr. Bali Hai

Yay!

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Moblog: oh - now I get it

It's the Goof! Huh!

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