GLYPHJOCKEY - KING O' THE WEB!

Did I mention?........ KING O' THE WEB!

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Tempus Fugit

Square America has gotten linked all over the place in the past but recently I backed into it via an image search and found a series of these:



timeline portraits made into animated gifs.
The stuff of genius. Now go look. Somebody needs to give these M.F.s a grant.

Rare Comic Ads

These ads are from the April 1950 issue of Blondie comics. These pre-date my existence in time, and are unfamiliar in content if not in form. All images link to giant versions for text perusal.

Let's commence with The Chevalier. Later becoming "The Shatner".



I wasn't even born yet, and I knew this was a ripoff....



Is this a camo lighter? In 1950??


That's right bitches, any car....



Published during the so-hot-they-need-a-full-page-color-ad era of tiny electric motor sales.



Because sane bargains aren't as thrilling......



A familiar form but unfamiliar content....



Lastly half-page entries (probably from Sundays) of the Flop Family, which mutated into Philander Flop (I realized in bed this morning and subsequently researched)......why do comics suck nowadays?




Friday, May 15, 2009

Air Safety: A Smidge More

NOW....presumably, would you not already be in the act of doing the activity on the right by the time you read it?
What: were they out of stuff to tell us about?

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Such a Cool post - I'm Nauseous and Reposting Here







Jet Harris was possibly the first person in Britain to own an electric bass guitar, and certainly the first to play one in a band. His original instrument was a Framus Star bass imported by Besson & Co from West Germany.

In September 1963, a chauffeur-driven limousine in which Jet was travelling with his girlfriend Billie Davis, was in collision with a Midland Red bus as they travelled back from one of Billie's shows in Evesham. The bus was written off in the accident and it was almost fatal for Jet too. Billie, who suffered a broken jaw in the accident, pulled the unconscious Jet from the wreckage of their car. He suffered serious head injuries requiring 34 stitches in the wound.

When the court case from the car crash was finally settled, in December 1966, Mr Justice Donaldson recognised that while Jet "was no Beatle and possibly no Cliff Richard, he was nevertheless at the top of his profession". Jet was awarded compensation of £11,150 - not much by today's standards but a not inconsiderable sum in 1966.

Watch the smoke:


Billie again:

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Smells like IcyHot & Dentucreme

I never tire of this....

Dakar Stacys?

Click to embiggen:



In Stacy: Attack of the Schoolgirl Zombies girls, prior to transitioning to the undead, are stricken with a fit of hysteria - is this what happened in Dakar, Senegal in April 2008? You decide....


....me I don't think so, it's just that I'm cleaning my desk.

Reference:

Hot Pants & Crime

Click to embiggen & read the deviltry of Britsh birds.



Now get your head in the right place.....

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Aujourd'hui

Try it, bitches! Ha!



The secrets:
a: give everything a name
b: progress in a trackable fashion, e.g.: corners 2 then center 2 the middle two rows bottom up.

Whoo! Scrapin' the bottom, ain't I?